‘Twas the SMorning before the night before Christmas and in SMeakers Shoes
Kevin was waiting at the mic for Jay Mewes
And Jen in her PJs and the sex slave at sound
The SIR crew was ready but no Mewes to be found
When out on the lawn there arose such a noise,
There stood white bearded Mewes, a sack full of toys
With Shecky a’barkin’ and the SIR crew surprised
Santa Mewes began laughing with a twinkle in his eyes
With Fleshlights and ManGrates, AT-ATs and comics galore
With Batman and iPads and so very much more
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